The kids were so excited that when it came time to drive it away they all loaded into it…well except for Nina. She is a total Momma’s girl and no amount of RV or the other kids excitement was going to make her not ride in the truck with me. Poor girl she was knocked out before we even left the parking lot. All I heard was the sounds of her snoring and of coarse her coat being sucked up her nose then shot back out. Now from my understanding in the RV there was a whole different story going on. From the way my husband tells it, apparently someone let monkeys loose in the RV and they were jumping on the bed in the back. About a hour into the drive on the way home we pulled over into a Home Depot parking lot. Nina was still sleeping so I parked next to the Bounder and went in the RV to lay down the law! The husband was at our truck inhaling fresh air in peace and quiet. I let those kids know that the ladder on the back of the RV is for putting kids up there in a cage. The sky was dark and ready to pour so the kids were worried I would tie them up on the top. Then I took it to a whole different level…”if you all do NOT chill your little narrow bouncing butts out, I will snatch every last one of you and put you all in the truck with me! Nina is sleeping but I will wake her up and tell her that you have just eaten cookies. Do you know what she will do to you all in that truck if she thinks you ate cookies without her? I will then give that 2 yr. old a cookie to whip all your butts! Do you know that just because it say Bounder down the side does not mean it is a must or even a possibility?! Now who is riding in the truck with Nina and I….do I smell cookies on your breathe?” I left them shaking in fear and went back over to the truck. You know the husband only had one issue after that.
The boy! What goes through the child’s mind is completely beyond me at times. They are on the 2nd leg of the trip home from the RV place, and the child drops trow, and heads for the bedroom in the back. Of coarse the girls are yelling and screaming “EWWW GROSS! DAD! Dad Chase is in his underwear!” My husband looks in the mirror, “what in the hell are you doing boy get your clothes on!” The child claims he was going to take a nap, and when he goes to bed for the night at home he drops down to his spidey undies. IF by chance you were on I365 going from of all places 🙂 Buford Georgia heading northbound…I apologize if you saw more than dark clouds, and trees peering at you through a window! If it makes you feel better at all, he is currently so bored he is giving himself a wedgie. Just one more hour and I can send him to bed, tempting to turn the clocks forward.
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