Adventures of Orthos
Fang is laughing at me as my eye swells shut, the weasel gets under my skin. Here is the deal. My mom went outside to take care of The Cluckettes, Mickey and Graham Quacker. While she was out there the deer fly were swarming her. I, the hero of the story, start snapping the bugs out of the air with my teeth. Yes, I was saving her life! That is after all what I do, save lives don’t you know. Well, a fly landed above my eye and bit me. Can you believe it? Some nerve biting me of all things. It should have flew in the ducks yard, Mickey would have ate that sucker.
Here I am with a fat eye, The Weasel laughing at me, when I walk I bump into stuff cause I can’t see right and my mom is working outside…WITHOUT ME! She puts me under so much stress when she goes outside without me. I think I might need a therapist. Have I mentioned I have a Seperation Attachment Lose My Mind Disorder? SALMMD is a horrible thing for a dog to have. I am a big, handsome, regal German Shepherd and I just want my mommy. I am pathetic. How am I supposed to raise two puppies with this condition?!!!!