Wisdom From The Crazy Lady
I found the following today and thought I should share, it could save someones life 😉
9 Deadly Words Used By A Woman
This is the word used to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this really means an half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
This is the calm before the storm. This does mean something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here with you and arguing about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6) That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s Okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
A woman is thanking you, do no question it or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says “Thanks A lot” – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say, “you’re welcome”. It will bring on a “whatever”).
Is a woman’s way of saying “F— YOU!”
9) Don’t Worry About It, I Got It
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in the man asking, “what’s wrong”? For the woman’s response just refer to #3.