Adventures Of Orthos
Do you see these two crack pots next to me? They are starting to become worse than the weasel ever was! I think they are trying to get my big butt in trouble. Since I have become a dad I have chilled out with the romping and taring stuff up. These two have taken wrecking the house to a completely new level and I can’t have that.
Nina’s bedroom door is the only door of the kids that is left open. Thing 1 & 2 seem to think her open toy box is a virtual buffet. A plethora of flashy colors in a wonderful mouth chewing array. The ultimate buffet of Fisher Price, Leap Frog and Disney items. Let’s not forget to mention the soft, plush goodness of a herd of free range stuffed animals. It can make even a big puppy like me drool and want to shred things, but I refuse to regress. OH EM GEE! Styrofoam…how much fun is that to break up!? Thing 1 & 2 chewed their way into a box filled with it, and spread all the tiny balls all over the front hallway while mom was gone. I wondered where they found the Styrofoam, but I knew it was no place good when I heard Tasha clicking her tongue at them while I was laying in mom’s office.
They tore into the large parts of dad’s new wood desk that was still in the box. Holy puppies gone wild! Shayla sends out this evil laugh when she gets into “the zone”. Sounds like a drunk banshee. Buck is very sweet so he just see’s the fun in everything. The big picture of fun and the consequences elude the poor thing. And, so he tromps along with Shayla who leads him right down the Road of “destruction” crossing over the Avenue of “we’re gonna get our butts beat”. His new mahogany desk parts were exposed to the two sets of razor sharp puppy jaws. When Mom and Dad leave they close the entire house off from us. They put water in the hall in our bowl and we get to run up and down the hallways sliding to our hearts content. These two troublemakers shredded the foam and were about to go after his desk. Then I heard it. The truck pulled into the driveway. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hide me, hide me!