Everyday Dose Of Reality
I understand that your father, yourself and I may not always see eye to eye. I cannot stress enough we all need to agree exactly what the flushing abilities of our toilets are in this house. We are aware our home, as well as, our toilets are not the normal run of the mill domicile and commodes. However, your father and I do expect you to refrain from using the toilet as a clothing dresser. Nobody should be storing their underwear in the toilet. I feel the need to clear that up in case there is any question. Now…clogged toilet number 1, I am convinced is being held hostage by a pair of Tinkerbelle underwear. Clogged toilet number 2, there really is no excuse for other than plain ole fashion laziness. To be frank I am not entirely sure at what point in time you may have thought the toilet had hidden food processor blades in the pipes. I can assure you that is not the case. Our toilets were not made by Cuisinart, furthermore have no mincing or food processing abilities at all. If you put an apple in the toilet, you will not end up with apple sauce. Let me tell you what you will end up with, one father in a foul mood. Albeit I love your father, but after an entire day with him digging in toilets and a hard line case of word vomit, I will not be a happy person either. While he may not mind living with a Tinkerbelle impersonator with complete wardrobe and might be proud of his children who prefer to have fruit instead of junk food…trust me completely when I tell you he doesn’t want either stored in the toilet. A rule of potty thumb, if it’s not 1 or 2 DON’T DO THE DO!
Your loving frustrated soooooo done with clogging all the toilets mom