Adventures of Orthos
This week I had my heart broken. I know what you are thinking, I got into trouble again. Nope. I didn’t do anything wrong, finally. Tasha, my second mom, died this week. It has been quieter around here and I keep expecting her to come out of the shadows to bark at me. I can now freely walk through any doorways I want to. It makes me sad though. She was my life trainer and this really means, I am all grown up now. Life just got real. No more messing around!
That means I am completely responsible for EVERYONE! Tasha had some big paw prints for me to fill. This is not a small family and they all run in different directions. I am a little freaked out and Buck is no help. He wants to play all the time and when he is not playing he wants to eat the chickens. If he isn’t drooling over chickens, he has one of the kids or mom pinned down someplace licking them to death! To be honest I don’t know if I can handle all of them on my own. I don’t know if I can fill her paw prints. I have big feet, but they are going to run me ragged. I need a partner, someone I can train to help me, and not Buck.
You know what I need? I need a girlfriend! Hmm, I’m going to see if I can get my mom to sit down and look over some websites with me. Shopping for a partner and girlfriend online WOOT! Let me see what do I like? Hi, my name is Orthos. I am 1 & 1/2 yrs old and a mighty big boy. I love long walks on the trails, knocking over trees running and I live on a lake. Would love to find some special lady to help me care for my family and maybe start one of our own. Oh Yeah baby, I’m going to find myself a lady friend. I wonder if there is a Doggie Match.com site…bark bark, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!