Everyday Dose of Reality
Living in a school has its ups and downs. Living in a school with a bunch of bathroom camping girls is a nightmare. We have 13 toilets and 6 bathrooms, remember it is a school so 3 bathrooms have more than one toilet in them. When the girls spread out to camp, I have to run a quarter mile to pee!
We have the daughter who runs around checking the acoustics to find the best bathroom. I swear she could win American Idol, if they held the show in one of our bathrooms. Next we have the nature girl, who likes to look around the bathroom from the toilet. I don’t know what she is looking for but I really wish she would find it quicker. Then we have the deranged fairy, she goes potty and then spends her after toilet time spinning in her dress because she like the privacy. Hello you have an entire school sized classroom for a bedroom! Minnie Mouse Nina, she is a lost cause. Her soul purpose after using the toilet is to wreck havoc in the room. She can dismantle an entire room in 4 seconds or less. Nina pretty much moves at the speed of light and in a cyclone manner as a bonus. I don’t have to worry too much about the man child camping. You know how boys are at eleven, they are terrified of water and soap for the most part. We wouldn’t want any of those boy cooties or funky smell being washed away.
So, in short I don’t have a daily workout schedule where I stretch and tone my body. I do, however, get to run a flippin marathon every time I need to pee. That counts Bob Harper, right?