And then there were Two
October 25, 2012 by Crystal Rayne
Adventures of Orthos
Another alien has landed in the house, now there are two! Turns out that alien the family calls Miss LuLu Bugginsworth, is a funny little thing. My mom and dad bought her this playground contraption and for the first week it collected dust.
Isn’t it nice? It is sooo-ooo soft too but way to small for me. I know if I tried to climb it I would crush the bugger.
I could never fit my big ole butt into those tiny alien houses. Not totally sure what the top 3 platforms are for other than to put alien worship statues on, who knows. Any way there are these 2 white fluffy mice hanging from stings to play with. If it were mine I would have my mom ditch the mice and hang bacon. Uh, bacon is so good.
This is the alien LuLu and as you can see she is laying on top of a ladder. Not on the alien playground thingy-ma-bob that has no bacon, so I can’t really blame her.
Yep there she is perched on top of a 12 foot ladder. There is no hope for bacon up there, just saying.
Now, about 5 days ago alien LuLu started using the playground completely out of the blue. I think it has to do with this dude below, another alien my family calls Tom.
He also has a bedroom in the gym and it is next to LuLu. I don’t think she likes him much. There is a lot of hissing and some pretty scary growling coming from her when alien Tom walks by her.
Mom said something about, “be nice to Tom he has been living in the woods for a year. He’s just a baby Orthos so be nice and mind your manners”. Even though she has a pack of kids, clearly this woman has no concept of what a baby is. She calls me puppy still after 2 years. Something about when she calls me puppy though, I come running like a drooling floppy eared ginormous bunny. Then she said something to the kids about when Tom was just little someone ran over his tail with a car and that is why there is a ball on the end. It healed all knotted up. OK, so uh, question for you folks. Why is nobody else totally freaked out aliens live all over in our woods and…ran over his tail with a car? IN THE WOODS?!?!
Mom says alien Tom is neutered. Well duh mom. He is nu-ter-all-of-us, not just you. She also mentioned to dad that he needs to make an appointment to have alien LuLu spayed. I am so never going to the dog doctor. If he is turning alien LuLu into a garden tool who knows what he would turn me into and I’m not going to find out!