Everyday dose of Reality
Reason 1 why living in an old school can be bad. Say for example, when you purchased the school to be your nice roomy home, you begin to notice all the door handles are missing from the interior. Say for example, you search high and low but way out in the garage you find 2 boxes. We will call these the boxes of insanity. Say for example, in box number one is roughly 50 door handles weighting about 180 pounds. Box number two is filled with roughly 300 keys or so. Now comes the moment of truth. Let’s test the new home/school owners sanity. Do we pass or fail? You would like to put the handles back on the doors but there isn’t enough coffee, alcohol or Tylenol in the house to conquer the entire box. So, you start thinking baby steps might be the way to go. You grab a door handle from the box and are quick to realize it is locked. You test a few more handles…THEY ARE ALL LOCKED! Leaning over to look into the “box of Insanity”, you have now entered an extremely long, looooong game of trial & error.
Today, Macgyver decided to get the game started. Why? Well because he has lost a few marbles over the years and he is ready for a crap shoot.